what would life be like without county fairs? funnel cakes. corn dogs. the best people-watching on the planet. you know those crazy clowns? the ones that sit on a dunking booth and make fun of everyone, just taunting people to throw a ball to try and dunk him? well, tonight he called me a picnic basket, a blondie, he whistled at me, then told me i was a barbie on steroids and asked me what i was doing with fat-head (referring to jake). i'm laughing just typing that. we had a blast.