picture this. my love and i were walking to our car on cougar campus. the sun was shining, the air was cool, but crisp (just the way i like it), and we were holding hands. then, jake found some of those little orange berries on some neighboring thorn bushes. he grabbed some and threw them at me, missing most of the time because i'm a really good dodger. then, he threw snow at me. feeling bad, he came and put his arm around me and said these words: woah j. i see gray hairs. bah!